Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Why Chocolate is better than Sex:
You can GET Chocolate
"If you love me you'll swallow" has real meaning with it.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can have Chocolate while you are driving.
You can make Chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have Chocolate in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the Chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same sex can have Chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off Chocolate.
You can have Chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for Chocolate without getting you face slapped.
You don't get hairs on your mouth with Chocolate.
With Chocolate you don't have to fake it!
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have Chocolate any time of the month.
Good Chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of Chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for Chocolate.
When you have Chocolate it doesn't keep youre neighbors awake.
You wont get hair in your mouth.
You can bite the nuts.
With Chocolate size doesn't matter.
